Mid Life Crisis?

Someone once told me that when an American man reaches middle age, he buys a sports car and looks for a younger woman. When an Englishman reaches middle age, he renovates his house. Well I have the best of both worlds! As I approach "middle age" (whatever that is) the first card I get in the mail to remind me is this!

Think of all the money I would save if I spent a whole lot!

Does this mean that I should buy a workshop and finish what I started years ago?